What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?